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Friday, December 29, 2006
Writer's Block?
(skip right to the bottom for the real stuff)
I've not been blogging in a while have I?
The truth is, really haven't anything much to say. I've run out of smut and smart things to say. I've been crackin my bloody nuts to think of something but I guess I'm a bloody drone now and I've lost my touch.
Then why am I here?
I'm fuckin bored to every shit molecule of me. But am I going to do anything stupid like get someone pregnant, get a tatoo of my gf's name, pierce my nipples?
No.
I'll just rant away here. Ok, few topics I shall touch on soon. undesired pregnancy. killing someone. Racism. Mac Donalds.
But do I want to be sappy. No. But crap, I've been labelled sappy.
Ok, even this entry seems to not have the 'jonathan' in it.
ok... time for a sex joke then. Hehe.
so this guy orders beer and like drink 3/4 a mug then pours the rest on his palm. He continues this a few times and the bartender is irritated right. since the poor son of a gun has to wipe up after him. the bartender asks him why is he doin as he does. the man replies " I'm gettin my date drunk"
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahaha
Now that's better aint it!
Jonathan. (Gibberish guru will be right back)
withrealjuice scribbled at 9:04 AM. + + +
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