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Thursday, December 07, 2006
The United Ladies
Ladies are a very united sex.
I've got proof.
1stly, they all wear bras. They really shouldn't.
2ndly, they always seem to have to go to the toilet at the same time!!!!
This I really can't understand. You always see like a queue of ladies all grinding their knees together just to keep it in. It seems to me like an alarm rang in the toilet and they all have to report suddenly like some kind of mobilization. Maybe we could use the women to gather along the borders and pee onto Red Land then we could drown at least one state. Wahahahahaha.
Whatever it is, I still can't understand why they all need to pee at the same time.
3rdly, which is rather pernicious to us men is that they all bleed at the same time.
Which clearly means that they are very dangerous since they go a bit crazy and weak from all that blood loss. We all know its scientifically proven that the women will get all whiny or fiery. All at the same time and can you imagine if a guy has a mother and sister living with him.
Dude, united ladies ain't working for us man.
We need to mobilize us men to do something like bring all the women to our rooms. Immediately.
Ambassador to all men
Jon
withrealjuice scribbled at 5:11 AM. + + +
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