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Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Men Are Better Lovers
Men are better lovers than woman.
It is pretty obvious right. My case is difficult to fight and it will definitely lessen the number of days i'm getting laid but what the hell, men are better lovers and a little self love couldn't hurt.
Ok, you always see men doing the romantic stuff. Buying flowers, jewellery, picking up their women and all. Women have somehow mould society to think that men should not be treated well cos if women lets say buy men jewellery or pick them up from work, men would seem less of a man.
That's bloody not true!!! All women come be romantic to me and come pamper me, I wont feel any less than a real man and I can prove it. Really prove it.
You always hear how men have to take the first step. It is the men that has to initiate the holding hands, the 1st kiss, the 1st "kalinkin malinkin bang bang boogie", proposal of marriage and stuff. ( please take note that it is usually the women that initiate the divorces.)
Men are so good lovers, they can love a few women at the same time !!!!! How good can they get?
Now dearest women, I hope you feel something out of this post. Now to redeem yourselves, you could start loving us men more. Now now, don have to be shy. In fact isnt it an honour? We arent that bad a species you know. Take me for an example. From this blog you can probably tell that I'm freaking wise or really, you wouldnt be reading till this point.
Ok steps to redeem yourself.
1) Love him
Ok... rest of the steps are how to love him
2)Make love to him if don know how to love him.
3) cook, massage,serve.
4)give him money
5)feed him
6)project x
7)exercise under the covers
8) hold his hand
9)propose to him
10) breastfeed!!!!
Ok. enough said. The ball is now in your court. Do what you must.
The Better Lover.
withrealjuice scribbled at 4:45 PM. + + +
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