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Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Masturbation
In contrast to the common belied that masturbation is sinful, it has been proven tt it is actually puritannical to be jerking off. See... people are usually upset,angered or just crazy when committing crimes or doing stupid things like deciding to speak with an accent when u are clearly singaporean and normal or chop up fellow humans and throw them all over town or spend all their boyfriends money.
Now, masturbation has been proven to release many little things that make u happy. [ for u dumb people.... not sperm. ENDORPHINS. (for dumber people, its not a kind of fish, is a kind of hormone that jus makes u happy.)] and so masturbation relieves a person of any anger or depression thus making the person happy and void of sins. So my people... go get rubbin with ur Jergens. Make the world a better place.
Ps. Just don be a generous mother son and be shooting it on people.
The Holy Wanker
withrealjuice scribbled at 4:43 PM. + + +
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